These Hot Ladies Prove that the Beauty and Joy of the Holidays Is Not Always Under the Tree
Well, boys, another holiday season is upon us.
I've frozen my ass off this year up here in the North Pole. In fact, it's so cold that no one wants to go outside, including the reindeer. I don't think they have left the barn in more than a month. Bbrrrrr. I mean it is freeeezing.
But it's all good, dudes. This has enabled us to focus on making toys so we can spread some holiday joy. Before that magical day, I thought it might be a good idea to spread some holiday warmth … so I've provided these photographs of some of the loveliest ladies you'll ever lay your eyes on …
These chicks are so hot that I think the ice is starting to melt.